Summary: This story is about one thing: fucking. No worldbuilding, no backstory, no plot, no spoilers, no relation to anything else I'm writing. 2,246 words.
Disclaimer: All fiction and all derived.
Thanks: To cherryscott, star_dancer54, la_folle_allure, and beckaandzac for kindly audiencing this.
"I know you're scared for your manhood," Jared purrs, "but trust me, you'll enjoy this."